You seen the viral clips, five forty spiral kicks
I bring the fire like pyrotechnics, my style is sick
Why did it take so long for you to have acknowledged this
Peep my shit on YouTube and you too will want to call it quits

DFD

Power to the people that be occupying Wall Street.

He’s such an asshole, look at him rap though, a sweet apology with a Jason Mraz flow.

Stupidest thing I’ve heard today:

“Omg I’m so glad you bought that Fanta, I like have nothing to drink at home and water doesn’t really quench your thirst.

Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you’re lifting three times your body weight. It’s violent, it’s ugly, and it’s messy, and if God hadn’t made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.

I see them younguns they tatted with town pride, with not the slightest clue of what’s happenin outside, saying that they run shit, fighting about dumb shit, when they not one-fifth of the man, ain’t that some shit.

Life is a series of rooms, and who we get stuck in those rooms with adds up to what our lives are.

Multi-player gaming is the study of mathematical models of conflict and cooperation between intelligent rational decision-makers.

Don’t do school. Stay in milk. Drink the drugs.

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